Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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