wake up i wanna do it froggy style
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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