So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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