nut hugger
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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