My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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