Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
