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google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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