Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
His nipple licking is glorious
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