1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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