it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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