The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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