Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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