Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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