The best revenge is premature balding
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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