I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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