Buhtt sex?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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