Dual....:-)
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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