Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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