Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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