Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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