Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Tornado booty call.. dedication
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
we're so committed to being not committed
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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