At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
4 words: hood of his car
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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