a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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