Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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