i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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