at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
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I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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