It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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