I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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