You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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