doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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