Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
why do cheetos always look like penises
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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