Dual....:-)
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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