i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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