happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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