shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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