your parents love me but you hate me
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i used baking grease as lip gloss
you didnt know i had herpes?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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