i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It's blow job season.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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