The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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