Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
