ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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