two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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