Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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