I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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