didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
