do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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