what if I'm pregnant?
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You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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