I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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