i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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