she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
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we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
nutella sex= disaster
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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