Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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If I die, sorry about rent.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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