How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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