she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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