turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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